Since I know theres a lot of teachers on here....I am a sub! Some funnies from my week!
How did he get in there? Did you eated him? -Kindergarten
Can you not have your water break today? Its just that we won't know what to do!- 4th grade
Are you married? (then another kid says) of course shes married, its illegal to have a baby and not be married!! - 2nd grade
Does the whole world know that you are gonna have a baby? -2nd grade
How do you know its a boy? Did you just tell him YOUR A BOY? -kindergarten