Everyone at work has seen my private junk

kellyrn9956

So, I work in a hospital, in an outpatient center. I have access to a lot of great specialists who have office time in our center.

A few weeks ago I had a HORRENDOUS thrombosed hemmorhoid and had to have an appt with the rectal specialist. This entailed the doctor (who I see every day) being all up close and personal with my ass, as well as his assistant, who I MANAGE, assisting.

Last night I noticed a very tender area in my left breast when I took off my bra. By this morning it was hard as a rock in that area, and within a few hours, had some redness to it. So had to make an appt with the breast specialist, who is also our freaking medical director. He gave me a thorough exam and did an ultrasound, which involved raising my arm over my head, and me realizing that I haven't shaved my pits in about 4 days. Ugh. I have a very early mastitis.

I also see my OB/GYN in the cafeteria all the time. I have lost all dignity.