What's up with this pregnancy?!?

eafogel

So when I was pregnant with Emily, I was super sick so I couldn't eat, couldn't stand the thought of meat let alone the smell, and I didn't get really moody.
This time I am constantly hungry, and I can't get enough meat! I had a huge steak the other day and felt like growling when my husband snuck a bite. I think I'm really going to give birth to a velociraptor. It's going to shoot out of me and eat the OB, like some weird mash up of Jurassic Park and Alien.
As for the moodiness...well, I think an exorcism might be in order. My head will turn around backwards to give people the death glare. Apparently it's an angry velociraptor. Maybe it will eat my MIL....::heads off into a happy daydream::