DH and I are just hanging out while I'm feeding DD when I tell him I can't believe how long her eyelashes have gotten. He responds with, "I know, at what point do you have to cut them?"
What!?! I started laughing hysterically [I've had some wine tonight so that added to the giggles] and this led to us betting on whether this was something people do in real life.
One Google search later and it turns out people out there DO in fact cut their eyelashes, in what seems like a hope that they grow back thicker/longer. Don't worry, DD's lashes will remain in tact.
This is what a Saturday night post baby looks like, folks. [I really wouldn't have it any other way].