In case she makes her way over here (I haven't been on 1st tri much today) I just thought I would give you all a heads up as to the gem you are about to experience.
http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/68537927.aspx
Oh and apparently she likes to get peed on. You have been warned.
ETA: Inappropriate comment made at approximately 2:45 on 9/6