Last week I found what looked like to be a little bruise on one of my butt cheeks... so I didn't think much about it.... this morning I looked at my huge caboose and I have vertical red stretch marks all over both of my cheeks! WTF?
My belly is huge and still looks great. I've been oiling the heck out of it.... I've been lubing my a$$ too, but obviously not enough...
This sucks.