I feel like a grandma with my uncontrollable gas

mlynne37wiu

Yep, I'm admitting it.  For the past few weeks I have had uncontrollable gas.  I eat and I get instant and automatic gas.  I stand up and I feel like I am going to sh!t myself, but gas is the only thing that slips out.  I feel disgusting, I feel gross, but part of me thinks it's pretty freaking funny.  I am so nervous to eat around people because I'm so scared that I am going to freak them out when I stand up and the trumpets start playing.  And I can't help it.  It's like I stand up and I literally feel everything shift inside me and gas is just forced out.  Oy.  Anyone else loving their digestive system right now?