Kinda silly, but I thought I'd see what others would say to this:
Had to get up in the middle of the night and pop a couple Tums. And being the middle of the night, I wasn't about to take the time to brush my teeth. Well, now I really wish I had because all day I've had the NASTIEST taste in my mouth and I can't get rid of it! I've brushed my teeth three times! Nothing tastes right! Blech! How do I get rid of this?