DH almost got shanked tonight.

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We went to the Holiday show at Universal tonight, and while we were walking around the village, the "Hippopotamus for Christmas" song came on.  It's been a running joke this holiday season because we've been hearing it everywhere.  Then DH (and here I mean DUMB husband) starts laughing and says "I'd ask for a hippopotamus for Christmas, but I've already got one!" and hugged me.  He was totally joking, and my feelings were never really hurt, but he's lucky there were witnesses around!!

I may be a hippo but like an elephant, I never forget!