Everyone at work is calling me out!

kloveny

I guess it is written all over my face. My school is REALLY small (15 staff members) and it's impossible to keep secrets. I had to tell my Superintendent's secretary and my business admin because I kept leaving for appointments, calling in sick etc.  

Then today (I do lunch duty) the lunch lady asked me if I am having a baby because last week I bought the mozzarella sticks and today I got the pizza (bad, I know) and she noticed I have been missing a few days. I'm SUCH a bad liar but I tried to tell her no.

Now here comes the school nurse. "You look a little pale today...are you ok? are you pregnant?" I have such a bad poker face. I figured well if theres one good person to know it's the nurse. She promised not to say anything and offered me her bathroom whenever I need it

 So now 1/5 of my school knows. Just a matter of time before it spreads like a wildfire. Oh well.