Baby name question

fancypants999

My dh and I have decided to keep the baby's name a secret until its born.  Since we only found it was a boy this week, we haven't even come close on choosing one yet.  Unfortunately some people have an issue with this and keep pestering us about the baby's name.  So I thought I would just make up a name just to shut them up. I figure I could just rotate silly names until they stop asking.

My current favorite is D'brickashaw Slartabartfest.

What could be more fitting for a half Jewish/ half Italian boy then being named after a large football player and a space alien.

Have any other good options?