Tips/Tricks for getting ready in the morning?

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Some days, it takes 3+ hours to get from bed to my desk at work (and I have a 10 minute commute!) which just starts my day off feeling inefficient (not to mentioning tiring!). 

Between DS trying to eat the toilet paper off the roll when I forget to put it on the counter, throw toys into the shower while I'm in there, and chasing him around while I get us both ready, it takes FOR-EV-ER.

Besides getting up before LO and having as much prepped as possible the night before, what are your tips/tricks to make your morning routine go smoothly?