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What is the craziest thing your child has ever done that either landed them in the ER or close to it?  Last December DD took the felt craft pom pom off of her popsicle stick reindeer she made at daycare and stuck it in her nose.  I think she was trying to pretend it was her nose and then accidentally put it in her nose.  Then when she tried to get it back out she ended up pushing it up there even farther.  I was driving her home from daycare and she starts crying in the back seat "I put Rudolphs nose up my nose".  I am still paying the bills from the ER visit.  We had to go have it removed with surgical equipment because nothing I tried at home worked.  Someone tell me there kid has done something crazy to make me feel better about all the bills lol