I don't mean to be a PW today but this one really cracked me up. I passed an older couple on the street and this was their conversation:
Man- "I think she's pregnant" (pointing at me)
Woman- "Really Rick what tipped you off? Was it her haircut or her obvious baby belly?!"
Man- "I know better than to say anything about a woman's figure unless I'm sure!"
I just chuckled all the way to the office after that!