Y'all, this dog is a butthole.

Bliss+Berry

I am dog sitting for my friend right now.  I swear, every mothereffing time I try to sit somewhere, she plants herself directly under my butt as I am sitting.  And, for the love of all that is holy, the farts.  OMG.  I think she's doing it on purpose because she points her butt right at you when she does it.  It stinks to high heaven.  Lord give me patience.