Conversations in Kindergarten

bonita_darling

Conversation #1:

Me today: 'Yes small child, shat does rhyme with cat...can you think of anything else? Um, ya, fat also rhymes with cat...yep, fat like Mrs. Hendricks is now, you're right...but that's all baby guys!'

Small child: 'Well, it looks like you're just fat anyway.'

 

Conversation #2 (more of a statement than a conversation):

A different small child: 'Mrs. Hendricks, when the baby comes your butt will fall right off!'