Dear DH....

LovinTim912

I know you are meaning well, but when I asked you to handle dinner tonight, I was hoping you would actually *cook* something and not just go out and buy hot dogs.  I do not want hot dogs, nor will they be any good for my blood pressure problems as of lately.  I did spend 2 hours yesterday cooking an amazing meal and was hoping you would at least attempt something harder than boiling hot dogs and baking tater tots in some type of attempt to match my efforts.  

 Sincerely,

Your disappointed wife