dear sweet little baby jesus

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Hey Baby Jesus

We've been pretty tight. I mean I got my kid a Little People nativity set this year and we talked about how precious and magical you are. She insisted the wise men brought you Cheerios instead of gold, but she likes them a lot, so I'm sure you'd appreciate the snack while laying in that pile of hay.

Anyway. I just wanted to ask you for a favor. Please for the love of everything good in this world... Turns these extreme period cramps into consistent contractions!! I'm sooooo uncomfortable and have one more day of work. I'd love for all of this to lead to something other than me doubled over in pain and swearing, I'll take the cussing up with the big man later, promise!!

Yours truly,
Erika