sigh you know you are in a submariner family when

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The air mattress you are sleeping on pops a hole, so you go into the closet and pull out the nuclear grade duct tape. This stuff is fantastic! Dh was like "we will go later and get a patch, until then we can nap on the floor" I most certainly thought "Bish please, I know he has some EB Red around here somewhere!" Slapped a couple pieces on the hole, reinflated the mattress, nudged my husband, who really did not deserve my kindness after last night, and said "Go back to bed. I fixed it all better." Now if only I could get back to sleep, we'd be in business