Please note: My MIL is 75 years old

fredalina

We talked to her last night (Char is staying there a few days, sniff, sniff) and we were going to go to a movie. We saw "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter". MIL says that she has been wanting to see "Magic Mike" but her husband doesn't want to, so her girlfriend said, "WE'll go together" so the husband suddenly wants to go. We hung up and i asked DH, "Do you know how old your mother is???" "She's exactly 25 years older than the book she's reading." "Wait, does that mean she's reading '50 Shades of Gray'?" "No, she's reading the THIRD ONE."