FFFC

starchai920

I'll start.

Our local paper has a section every Friday where a guy reviews movies that are popular out now. But he never has anything nice to say about the movies he reviews. He complains about how badly made they all are. It's like this every week. And this week, he did Dark Shadows. I want to go see that movie tonight with my sister, and this asshat put me in a foul mood from his review.

ETA: I guess that wasn't a confession. Here's one: I've thought about finding where he lives and depositing my own 'review' on his front step. In the form of baby poop in a bag.