What are you having?

lovesharkweek

I'm so tired of the same conversation: "When are you due?" "Do you know what it is?" "Are you excited?"

"...end of May... it's a boy... yes, very...." blah blah blah. If I leave the house, I have this conversation around 3 times a day, with strangers, so I decided to start entertaining myself with it:

Stranger: OMG! What are you having?!

Me: OMG! A baby!

Cashier at the grocery store: What are you having?

Me: Burritos.

Stranger: Do you know what it is?

Me: Puppies, you want one?

Stranger: Do you know what you're having?

Me: A velociraptor.

Feel free to use any of these if you are feeling sassy or annoyed.