So, I was in the liquor store yesterday...

MrsMuq

Buying wine for Easter dinner. And this woman comes up to me and says, "You know you shouldn't drink." I looked at her and was like, "Excuse me?" And so she points at my stomach and says, "Alcohol. It's not good for your baby.

 To which I just looked at her with my best poker face and said, "I'm not pregnant."

She became so flustered she ran out of the store.