Uh... Sure, Whatever You Say

mrsj0423

Oh boy, MH's step grandmother said some just way way off things yesterday regarding pregnancy.  And for your enjoyment, here you go:

1. "Back in my day the Dr only let you gain 20lbs for the whole pregnancy"... As if once you reached the 20 lb mark, the Dr. gave you the magic pills that stopped all future weight gain.

2. "Are you able to feel the baby move yet?". "Yup", I responded.  She says "Oh yeah, thats right, you can feel them start moving at about 2 months"...

3.  "Now I know your not supposed to sleep on your side while pregnant, are you still able to sleep comfortably?"

4.   "Oh, help yourself to whatever you want.  I have soda, juice, milk, beer, and iced tea in the fridge"..... Actually still laughing about this one

5.  "Is your due date still July 20th?"  "Yup", I said. She says "Oh boy oh boy, i'll tell ya, your gonna have one miserable summer!"....  And she was serious.  Lol