First off, yes I have a son. No, I don't know the sex of our baby yet. No, I don't have a preference of girl or boy. No, I don't believe I HAVE to have a girl since I already have a boy. Yes, you are being a douchebag for constantly bugging me about having to "have a girl this time...or else."
(I'm thinking of just printing this on cards and passing them out to people before they even start talking. I am SO TIRED of people telling me I HAVE to have a girl this time because I already have a boy. Really? I HAVE TO? So are you going to hate my kid if it's a boy? Ugh. These people are driving me nuts!)
Ok, I'm ok now. Sorry about that.