Bad bump bad

JLG95

It has a magic name eraser.  Or a censor?

Don't name your son Richard, because if you do, and then use the nickname "***" on the bump, you will get bleeped.  Just like a Madonna video.....

You know, like D*ck and Jane?

I wonder if Dickon is ok?  That's another more acceptable nickname I suppose.

You know, my husband's middle name is Richard.  His aunts and uncles call him ***, but I call him Hon.