xp: "sh*t pregnant girls say"

missbrooklyn1

Have you seen these videos on youtube or FB that everyone is posting?  I just watched a couple of them ("sh*t NY'ers say" is funny!)  But it just made me think - we need a "sh*t pregnant girls say" video!  I think it would go like this:

My back hurts.  I have to pee. My legs hurt.  My feet hurt.  Ewww, that smells AWFUL!  Ow.  Oooh.   Ouch!  I'm hungry.  Round ligament pain!  I think I just felt the baby.  What about George for a boy?  What about Estella for a girl?  I'm hungry.  I have to pee.  Do you think that's going to hurt the baby?  (crying sound).

and so on, and so forth...