Vocab failure: $hit my spouse says.

DawnLilly

Let me start off by saying normally it is not okay to poke fun at DHs vocabulary or grammar as he has a learning disability. Him: Have you ever tried abstinent? Me: I'm pregnant. Him: No, I know that I meant before. I know you've never tried it with me. Me: I'm not that kind of girl honey. That's why you liked me to begin with. Confused looks on both of our faces. Me: What are you talking about? Him: The alcohol that makes you trip. Me: Ohhh absinthe. Him: What did I say? Me: Abstinent. Him: Which is? Me: Refraining from sex. Him: I see why we werent on the same page.