Great spouse/partner one-liners

Mamasaurus

Tonight I was pulling out some pajamas and accidentally grabbed an old size extra small PJ cami. My husband looked at it and said, "That? With those t*ts? I don't think so!" and started laughing. Then I held it up next to me and realized my bump alone requires more fabric than the entire cami has and busted out laughing, too.

Anybody else's spouse or partner have a good one-liner lately? Funny quips or silly questions that make you laugh so hard your round ligaments ache?