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Zilelabelle

To DH while he's at work. Me: Your dough it's future is looking fairly bleak, my friend. I saw it in a vision. DH: Lol Me an hour later: I regret to inform you that someone ate your doughnut. DH: it was bound to happen. It couldn't have happened to a nicer baked good. Me: I cried when I realized that it had been eaten by someone. DH: you loved it, didn't you? Me: I can't lie, I did. And that, ladies, is how you steal treats from someone and get away with it.