Permission to throat punch (vent)

OO cupcakes OO

So I posted about my coworker last week (the one who thinks B/G twins can be identical... yeah, that one.)  Well, I had another interesting conversation with her.

Now, understand, I dodge and hide from her the best I can.  But sometimes she catches me.  Usually in the bathroom (damn you bladder!)

She brings up the fact that I'm having twins again.  She says, "I'm going to be so mad at you if you have twins!  I want twins!" (and arm punches me!)  

:::Insert blank stare:::

Is she on crack????  1) I am in fact pg with twins... the only way that will change is if I lose one of them. 2) She knows I've had 3 losses. 3) How does my pregnancy affect her? 4) Does she not realize twins are high risk and you shouldn't really hope for a high risk pregnancy?

Ugh.  This girl shouldn't have 1 child much less 2.  She's probably hoping for those B/G identical twins.....