Turned the door knob

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I reached the room labeled June 2012 Moms.  I cautiously turned the door knob and pulled the door open.  It made an obnoxious creek and left me standing there in the doorway, feeling vulnerable with all eyes upon me.  The conversation in the room only paused for a brief moment.  I looked down at the floor and quickly shuffled past the others in the room and found a chair in the back.  I sat down, unbuttoned the top button of my jeans, and did my best to hold in a fart.  "I can't believe I'm really here" I thought.

When it was my turn to speak I said "Hi I'm Cowbell.  I'm going to be a mom in June.....at least that's what my pee stick told me, "