Worst names EVER!

pookey118

We're not TTC (yet), but I recently started working in pediatrics and NICU, and can't believe some of the names I hear!  Today was the best yet.  Twin girls, and they were, get this... Sahmiyah & Dahmiyah.  As in, DUH-mya?!  Dumb-ia?!  Middle names?  LaShawn-Shenee was one, and the other was (something I can't remember)- Renee.  Good God!  Even the neonatologist tried to talk them out of it!  Another wonderful one I've heard was Khemistri (as in, the science subject, chemistry).  WTF?

I wonder what other names you've heard, and wondered why CPS can't be called for names people pick!