Funniest thing DC has said in public lately?

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What funny and/or embarrassing things has your DC said out in public lately?

Over the weekend, Liam told me he wanted to change his middle name from Andrew to Thomas the Train.  The next day he was at my ILs health club with them to swim.  He introduced himself to someone as Liam Thomas the Train B____ (our last name).

We about died laughing when MIL told the story later   He's a tiny bit obsessed with Thomas!