My Bump rap (Something to make you laugh)

beccaga16

I posted this yesterday on another board and thought I would share it here. I figure the SPs need a laugh!

To the tune of "Baby Got Back"

I like thebump and I cannot lie

You other ladies can?t deny

When a newb pops in wit 1 post to her name and 5 tickers in your face you get STUNNED

Want o flame all night cause you think that chick is MUD

Look at the crap she?s sharing

You?re hooked and you can?t stop starring

Oh Newbie I wanna play witcha and then throat pinch ya

The bump gods wanna scorn me

But that post you started makes me(me,me) so ornery

Ooh grumplestiltzkin  

You say ?why can?t we just be friends?

Well scuse me scuse me

But you just an average newbie

I see you typing, enough with your gripen

She?s sad, mad

Came for support but it just went bad

I?m tired of these newbies

Saying lurkings not there thing

Take the average bumpie and ask the same crap

Look a few post posts back!

So Bumpies, (yeah) Bumpies (yeah)

Are you bored while you?re at work? (Hell yeah!)

Then don?t fight it (fight it), don?t fight it (fight it)

Get back on thebump

Bumpin?s like crack