My friend sent this to me and I found it funny, so I thought I would share.
http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issue/funny-facts-about-women-0510#ixzz1UUaxgbObNo. 964: Sometimes we want to be treated like a princess. Sometimes, we want to be treated like a sex object. It's up to you to figure out which of these we want to be at any given moment, because we certainly aren't going to tell you. ?Julianna Mendelsohn, 29, Chicago
No. 925: We love it when you're in the mood, but we don't love it when you grind up against us while we brush our teeth. ?Amy Keller, 27, ChicagoNo. 126: When we are pregnant, "big" jokes of any kind are a bad idea. Even if we start the jokes, back away carefully. ?Carolyn Morgan, 33, Irvine, California