Now This Is Customer Service!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian Nation of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
How may I help you?
Press '1' for English.
Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English
And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ
And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul,
The other for your freedom.
If you agree. Keep it going