Funny things dh says

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My dh has always been able to make me laugh. It's one of my favorite things about him. When we were ttc we had bd'd about 4 days before O. He made a comment about that being "some great stuff" so I said that I hoped they could hang on for the next few days until I o'd. He turns to me with a completely straight face and says, "Oh no, not these. They live hard and die young!" Seriously?! Who comes up with something like that?

The night I told him we were pregnant, after the initial shock and excitement had settled in, he turns to me and says, "See my penis is not only beautiful but it's bad-ass!" Men are so funny!

What are some of the funny comments your dh or s/o has said during ttc or since you've gotten your bfp?