wanna hear about my fun morning??

Mrs_Hark

cat's woke me up at quarter to 6 for food, i shuffled into the kitchen to feed them and stepped into something 'wet'

my 1st reaction is cat puke, but i wasn't that lucky today. upon opening my eyes a little more i see a big puddle. and my thought processes starts going:

1. damn cats spilled something.

2. there is nothing on the counter or table for them to spill.

3. wth.

4. nothing on the counter, nothing on the table, must be from inside the cupboard.

5. but the only thing in that cupboard above this puddle is the deep fryer filled with oil.

6. OMFG NOT OIL!

yep, a big puddle of peanut oil.

my continued thought process:

1. i could just forget i saw this and go back to bed.

2. even so how am i ever going to clean this up???

3. damn DH and his damn trip to FL.

4. i'm texting my mommy.

i started the cleanup process and my mom came over early to help. unfortunately right in the middle of the puddle was my mom's Sabre slippers, they are now in the trash having soaked up a ton of oil, as is the deep fryer. we haven't used it in years (and i supposed we should have drained it). it looked like the rubber tube attached for draining purposes just rotted out and drained.