Belly Milestones

msspeedymarie

I realized today that I passed an important belly milestone some time recently - When I look down, I can no longer see my toes. I already started waddling a little.

Which made me wonder, what other important milestones do my belly and I have coming up? So far, I've thought of:

The full waddle

Can't touch my toes

Can't see my belly button

Can't tie my shoes

Can't see to shave my pubes

The first time I bump the head of someone sitting down with my belly (I'm a teacher who takes the city bus to school, so this is gonna happen sooner or later)

The first time I sit down and can't get up

So ladies, what other fun milestones do we and our bellies have to look forward to? Reached any good ones of your own yet?