July 2012 Moms

PW: The Things You Hear Over the Phone... (LMAO!)

I just called a friend of mine to say hi and get caught up.  She was playing with her 2 yr old, and we were chatting about fall recipes and what we were making.  Conversation went like this:

Friend:  You know what I love?

Kid (in background): PENIS!!

Friend: No sweetie, lets not say that word ok?

Me: Did she just say penis?!  Perfect timing.

Kid: PENIS!  PENIS!  MOMMY PENIS DOGGIE PENIS!!

Friend: She's repeating everything.  I don't even know where she heard it!

Kid: DADDY!

Friend: We're going to have to talk to daddy about a few things, huh?

Kid: PENIS!!

 

I need to write a book.  I have too many of these kinds of conversations to NOT share them!

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