So I heard a commercial on my way to work for Subway. Yummy meat ball sub for only 2.99 or some nonsense. There just happens to be one on my way to work, so I thought I'd stop in. I get there, wait in line, only to find out that they are out of meatballs. I leave disappointed.
I get to work and express my displeasure of Subway being out of meatballs. One of the guys in the office says "guess you've got the cravings already"
I reply with "I'm not craving anything I just want a G*D* meatball sub!" (not angry like, just more so announcing)
He laughs at me and says "I never say I want a G*D* sandwich, I'm pretty sure you're having some cravings"
HAH! Glad I work with the folks I do. They are awesome.