My dogs were barking and I said to them, 'You're pains in my a$$es." I pretty much started laughing because my next thought was ....ermmm how many a$$es do I have now? LMAO! My boyfriend heard it as well and has made several references to it tonight... (getting old) but it was funny.
I've been having trouble spitting out my words lately and sometimes get it wrong as this is an example. lol