Lopsided stretch marks?? What the...??

MichelleInNOLA

Okay, so just to prove how "special" I am, my body has decided to get more stretch marks on the right side of my body than my left. 

What the heck is this about?!  It seems like if the right side of me needs to stretch then the left side would hafta stretch too to keep up, right?  I don't know... weird.

So I have them on the front of my upper right thigh, and a few on my right love handle/muffin top area.

Sigh...  anybody else seeing this weird asymmetry??  Or am I the only special one?