I wandered down to the cantina this morning to buy a cup of coffee. It's nearly 10, but considering work starts here at 7:30 all they had left was decaf. Some guys were harassing the clerk about it. She waits till they leave, turn to me, smiles and says, "I have more regular coffee coming in from downstairs, hon. Just give it 5 minutes."
Do not mess with the woman who controls the coffee.