clothes don't fit

sushi&wasabi

H thinks I have really been pg for months now as I look (and feel) like a freaking buffalo.  I can't stop eating and am so bloated all the time.  I actually had to go get a belly band yesterday because my work pants won't button up.

This is so sad.  Is there anything you can do about the bloat or am I just going to have to deal with it?  I wouldn't be all that bothered except I keep getting comments from those who know about how I "look" pg.  WTH?!  Give me at least until 2nd tri!