I refuse to try anything else new before April when work slows down

GBCK

so damnit, the interwebz need to quit trying to lure me into wool!

Not only do I want a yoda buffy, i need this:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/64328598/sock-monkey-shorties?ref=sr_gallery_16&ga_search_query=sock+monkey+pirate&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_shopname=hippiemama86&ga_ref=auto